Browsing Archives of Author »Nicole W.C. Yeatman«

Peggy Noonan’s War on Vulgarity

March 19, 2012


The “war on women” is getting to be a bit of a drag. President Obama’s contraception mandate—and Rush Limbaugh’s moronic contribution to the debate surrounding it—has pundits tripping over themselves to prove who’s more misogynist: the Right or the Left? Peggy Noonan duly chimed in this weekend with her Wall Street Journal column, “America’s Real […]

In Defense of a Weiner

June 12, 2011


Anthony Weiner’s exhausted public relations team announced this weekend that the congressman is entering a “treatment center” to “focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person.” The announcement comes in the wake of recent revelations that Rep. Weiner was communicating privately on Twitter with a 17-year-old Delaware girl. Though leaked messages from Weiner’s exchange […]

Now We’ve Got the Pill…

May 11, 2011


In “The Pill”—my favorite Loretta Lynn song—Lynn croons: All these years I`ve stayed at home while you had all your fun And every year that`s gone by another baby`s come There`s gonna be some changes made right here on Nursery Hill You`ve set this chicken your last time `cause now I`ve got the pill The […]

“Ruined” Women and the Value of The Abject

April 27, 2011


Washington State high school student Gaby Rodriguez made national news last week when she announced that she’d been faking a pregnancy for six and a half months. She revealed the fraud in dramatic fashion, pulling her fake bump out from under her shirt before a shocked student assembly, who gave her a standing ovation when […]

Drink Not, Lest Ye Be Judged

April 10, 2011


A scandalous photo of actress Kate Hudson hit the internet last week. No, she wasn’t caught with a married costar or with a vial of cocaine. The pregnant Ms. Hudson was photographed having dinner in Argentina—while sipping a glass of red wine. “Kate Hudson, What Are You Drinking?” demanded gossip site Popeater, who published the […]

The Physical Intelligence of Elizabeth Taylor

April 4, 2011


After Elizabeth Taylor died, Salon called up their founding contributor Camille Paglia for her eulogy. Paglia—a lifelong devotee of Taylor—took the interview as an opportunity to talk about what’s wrong with Hollywood actresses today: To me, Elizabeth Taylor’s importance as an actress was that she represented a kind of womanliness that is now completely impossible […]

The Myth of the Campus Mattress

March 23, 2011


Wall Street Journal editors must have made a New Year’s resolution to corner the 2011 market on controversial Mother-knows-best Life & Culture columns. First the editors gave us the Tiger Mother, who told us why Americans were ruining their children; then there was Kay Hymowitz, who told us why men in their twenties are still […]